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🐖 Fired Over a Flying Pig? The Messy Dream That Said It All

Last night’s dream had me clocked in at some random restaurant that felt like Hell’s Kitchen meets Real Housewives. And baby—let me tell you—it was a mess from the jump.

So picture this: a lady’s in the back cooking a pig. Not serving it, not seasoning it—straight cooking this big ol’ pig. Then out of nowhere, she THROWS it at me like I’m supposed to play butcher Barbie. “Cut it out!” she screams. Excuse me, ma’am, I didn’t sign up for pork dodgeball.

Well, guess what I did? I threw it right back. ✨ Boundaries, honey. ✨ If you think I’m about to slice and dice your drama, think again.

Of course, she didn’t like that. She cussed me out in front of everybody—like NeNe at a reunion—and suddenly I’m “fired.” Fired from a dream job I didn’t even apply for. Child, the audacity.

But let’s talk symbolism, because dreams are shady storytellers:

• The Restaurant = life, work, obligations where everybody wants to be served.
• The Pig = other people’s mess, problems, and bad energy being tossed your way.
• Me Throwing It Back = boundaries, baby. I’m not the clean-up crew for your chaos.
• Getting Fired = not a loss, but freedom. Sometimes being “let go” means you’re finally released from what doesn’t serve you.

So if you’ve been feeling like people are handing you their problems and expecting you to “cut it up” while smiling through it—this dream was the universe’s shady little way of saying: stop playing sous chef to somebody else’s mess.

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✨ Question for y’all: Have you ever had a dream where you got fired or quit? Did it feel like a loss—or low-key a blessing? Spill it in the comments.

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